Took my wife to New York City last week. She found her way back.
Doctor said, "Got bad news...you only have 3 months to live." I said, "That presents a problem because I don't have enough money to pay your bill." So he gave me another 3 months.
At my age I have my sex like I have my steaks...rare.
How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six. One to screw in the bulb and 5 to write the environmental impact study.
